CPA WANTED

If anyone knows of a widowed CPA who likes to dance, has plenty of money, and is about 70, please put me in touch with her. Read the rest of this entry »

WHO IS THE NAIL?

Some people have a way with words. Maybe this statement is a common adage for all  you wise ones out there, but when I read it I thought boy that hits the mark. Here it is from Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, “When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”  What do you suppose he is talking about?

OVER THE HILL SYNDROME

Today’s experience has occurred once before at the Kent County Airport, and chronicled in this blog. The fact that it recurred must say something about yours truly. Read the rest of this entry »

ANNOUNCERS REVISITED

Johnny Miller is going to be the booth announcer for the weekend rounds of the Players Championship. He stopped by the booth  today and joined Nick Faldo  and the lady announcer that is  Nick’s sidekick in the booth.

Anyway they bantered back and forth for several minutes each ribbing the other. During that spell of action, Phil Mickelson hit out of the bunker onto the green and his shot rolled way past the hole. Johnny gave his analysis of the shot, (I have heard this explanation from him a number of times). Phil got a stone between the face of the  club and the ball in executing the shot and the stone took the back spin off the  ball giving it instead overspin and the ball of course rolled way past the hole.

Nick responded, “boy you have good eye sight, I thought he just hit it too hard.”

I LOVED IT.